i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
