that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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