I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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