Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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