Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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