Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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