Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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