dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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