So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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