But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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