Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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