: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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