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Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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