i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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