i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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