weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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