you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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