youre lurking in front of me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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