He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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