okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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