i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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