5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
