My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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