WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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