i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
false alarm. still invincible.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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