singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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