okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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