Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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