:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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