It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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