are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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