It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
