No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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