When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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