I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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