Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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