oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Who wears a wallet chain?!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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