so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Randomize
