THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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