it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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