have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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