she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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