Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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