She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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