you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
