How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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