I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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