I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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