I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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