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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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