u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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