sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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