so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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