Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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