windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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