I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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