just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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