I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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