My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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