On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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