Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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