508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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