So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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